- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
She turns on TV, guess who she sees?
Skater sloth rocking up MTV
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a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
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I just wanna kiss you for a few hours
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