• Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
justintimbelake:

this is a horribly powerful image

alpacalypse:

She turns on TV, guess who she sees?

image

Skater sloth rocking up MTV

(via conqueringbattles)

fakehighschoolboyfriend:

a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:

“i never knew you wanted to join the military”

“why are you getting married”

“that’s an awful tattoo”

“what am i doing for the rest of my life”

“how will i afford deodorant in college”

“why can’t i graduate already”

“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”

(via conqueringbattles)

teenytigress:


SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

coagulates:

I just wanna kiss you for a few hours

(via fightforyourfuckinglife)

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